Moo Principle # 325 - Soon kids will talk to the AI hologram versions of their parents while their parents talk to the AI hologram version of their kids. But the kids and their parents won't talk to each other.
Moo Principle # 320 - You're the worst. [But no, not you dear reader. This principle is only for certain rule making interogative punctuation marks.] [Everyone else is also the best, except them.]
[Also Moo] [Get owned question mark, ? ?]
Moo Principle # 317 - Making a detailed character from Libya with accurate historic and cultural considerations is very difficult. I thought I'd be finished the chapter by now but am still researching.
Moo Principle # 313 - I wrote and twice edited 2k words today instead of playing video games but now my soggy brain is tired. I want to come back later and do it again though.
A teenage cow learns how to use the internet. It wants to announce to everyone that it's a cow. But it accidentally makes a single letter typo, and everyone never stops reminding it of that mistake.
Moo Principle # 311 - Butterflies and moths are closely related to question marks. If you look closely, you can see the resemblance. Every time you type a question mark, one is born or one dies.

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