JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 320 - You're the worst. [But no, not you dear reader. This principle is only for certain rule making interogative punctuation marks.] [Everyone else is also the best, except them.]
[Also Moo] [Get owned question mark, ? ?]

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  JayMark

• Jan 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 319 - You can't be better than the best. That just makes yours the best. And yours is not the best because mine is.

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  JayMark

• Jan 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 318 - Mine's the best.

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  JayMark

• Jan 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 317 - Making a detailed character from Libya with accurate historic and cultural considerations is very difficult. I thought I'd be finished the chapter by now but am still researching.

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  JayMark

• Jan 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 316 - My balls are missing.

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  JayMark

• Jan 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 315 - Why are question marks like this?

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  JayMark

• Jan 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 314 - Horns straight as steel with a back that knows no fear.

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  JayMark

• Jan 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 313 - I wrote and twice edited 2k words today instead of playing video games but now my soggy brain is tired. I want to come back later and do it again though.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 5, 2026

I wonder... If I gave you and another cow wheat, would there be breeding?...

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  unlaumy

• Jan 4, 2026

A teenage cow learns how to use the internet. It wants to announce to everyone that it's a cow. But it accidentally makes a single letter typo, and everyone never stops reminding it of that mistake.

Boo!

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 312 - You all misbehaving today.

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 311 - Butterflies and moths are closely related to question marks. If you look closely, you can see the resemblance. Every time you type a question mark, one is born or one dies.

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 310 - It's time to work out!

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  pangmida

• Jan 4, 2026

Moo? ? ??

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 309 - Know what you are eating. It's inadvisable to attempt consuming a Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie without the stick of Fundleburg handy as a safety measure. And that's the minimum precaution. Have you not seen the flute?

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 308 - This is Moo Principle # 1 for accounting purposes. The next Moo Principle will be number 309 but will be Moo Principle # 1,398,067 for accounting purposes.

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  JayMark

• Jan 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 307 - My Hero Acadamia has story telling that puts the entire pantheon of American hero stories of every generation to absolute shame. But that's not saying much when franchises need unlimited parallel universes to cover all the plot holes.

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  SirContro

• Dec 31, 2025

As I thought, the image from a couple of days ago is from a comic I was reading.

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  SRB

• Dec 29, 2025

I saw your message about how Scribblehub taught you that Santa isn't real. Lemme just say, whoever told you that was lying.

Santa is very real, but he's in jail right now. Crossed all possible borders between countries illegally, you see.

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  JayMark

• Dec 29, 2025

Moo Principle #306 - Can I haz tofuburger?