Moo Principle # 242 - If a prospective partner strips, has you measure them, buys you clothes, introduces you to all their friends and you are still trying to figure out if they like you, you are actually trying to find out if you like them.
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Moo Principle #241 - I am Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie. The first part of the name can be spelled Moggdel, MoggDell, Mogdel, Mog-Del, Mogg-dell, Mog-del, or or Mogdell. All are correct. All are wrong. Excluding the 'Beef Ear Pie' both offends and gratifies my temperaturemint. Thank you for your attention in this mooooooooooooooooter.
Moo Principle # 240 - I haven't been concentrating hard enough on the right things.
One Moo Story Idea # 3 - Actually that isn't a trash idea so I'm going to keep it to myself.
Moo Principle #239 - I'm devoting this full weekend to writing. It'll be the last full weekend I have for a while.
Yeem Principal #238 - Get your butt back to class before I give you detention!
Moo Principle # 237 - This place is a mess again. I try my damn best here to be a parent and you all are not making it easy on me.
Don't you walk away. You don't think I saw that? Of all places you could have played with ball, you played with your father's urn. After I just gave you a cookie!
Unfollowed. I can't handle betrayal like this.
You've shrimped. ??
Moo Principle #236 - I'm feeling snarky today. Quite snarky. I'm a snarky pickle bull.
Moo Principle #235 - Why did the shapeshifting bull turn itself into a pickle? Because I can..
Moo Principle #234 - Just because I'm a shape shifter doesn't mean anyone can just hijack my powers if they're determined enough. What kind of evil villian would ever think of having such a crippling weakness?
Keep it up and I'm tossing you in the Mogg realm, where you'll be forced to act in AI slop videos for kids nonstop for all eternity.
You are a fish now, so sayeth the fish transformation syringe. You will be the most handsome fish with legs.
Moo Principle #233 - Rules are meant to be broken, but bunny girls are hawt forever.
Moo Principle #232 - Did he party?
*sad rabbit noises
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