ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 25, 2025

For the longest time, I've had a policy of never answering calls from unknown numbers, but I decided to change that after missing a kinda important call

The first unknown number call I got after that ended up being a "do you remember me?" scam

Yeah I ain't answering nobody anymore

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 25, 2025

I am NOT watching this shit wtf ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 25, 2025

"

-nya."

Quotes 770

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 24, 2025

Daily music recommendation #218

Do you like sick guitar riffs and youthful vocals? Boy do I have a song for you.

The song's riff is like a Mormon mom: it birthed a lot of children. So many 2000s-2010s instrumental math rock/progressive metal bands got their sound from it.

The song's also really catchy and the guy's a beast for being able to sing while playing that.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 24, 2025

I ordered some grilled chicken but it came burnt. Oh well, I was just thinking that my carcinogen intake was a little low this week.

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  Tempokai

• Oct 23, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 23, 2025

Daily music recommendation #217

Do you feel like doing some G-Rated dancing? Well, have a listen to this.

Such an infectiously positive song that makes you want to move and maybe write a really cool chord progression. Seriously, the chord progressions in this song are crazy.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 23, 2025

Why are babies of unspecified sex referred to as "it"?

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 22, 2025

Shrimping out is an important stage of life that must be allowed to run its course. With proper support, someone who is shrimping out may even find the experience gratifying and self-affirming. Some report wishing that they could've stayed a shrimp, but as with all things in life, meaning comes from impermanence ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 22, 2025

Daily music recommendation #216

I might've missed TPAB's 10th birthday, so I'll make up for it by recommending a song from Kendrick's other greatest album of all time that's turning 13 today.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 22, 2025

One day you will wake up to see that you have already become a shrimp ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 21, 2025

Daily music recommendation #215

A jazzy masterpiece. Such an intricate arrangement on this track. It blows my mind every time. It might be a little bit daunting making sense of the polytonality and the striking layered, interlocking rhythms, but the experience is worth it.

Unless it's too sophisticated for you ?

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  unlaumy

• Oct 21, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 21, 2025

"Cynicism is a form of learned helplessness that must be recovered from-nya."

Quotes 737 you know like the passenger plane

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 20, 2025

Daily music recommendation #214

I was taking my clothes to the laundromat the other day and the guys there were blasting this song. I hope they didn't notice the crocheted takodachi hanging from my fanny pack (yeah I still wear a fanny pack)

Anyway, this song is nice. Ina has such a delicate voice. Like a dandelion. Makes me want to drown it in shoegaze distortion.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 20, 2025

I'd been under the belief for most of my life that jalapenos were really spicy

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 20, 2025

All my homies love the inner demon trope

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 20, 2025

Seeing people on xitter get into heated arguments with grok will never not be hilarious

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 19, 2025

Daily music recommendation #213

If you've played that Midnight Club game for the PSP, you know what this is. Cool stuff. Was my introduction to Nas. Great bars and stuff. Yeah, it's a cool song (can you tell I'm starting to run out of songs I'm super passionate about?)

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 19, 2025

I finally caved in and tried to use ChatGPT to help me brainstorm the continuation of a story I've been stuck with. It did not help at all. Its suggestions were all garbo.

Thus I walk alone yet again down this weary path