I believe contradictory things, that's what makes me human, my ability to recognize that two things can be true, and oppose each other. Computers could never.
Visited a friend's house today. Just sat down with a drink when his 4 year old daughter came running out to ask him "Daddy, how do I get good at sex?" Her mom told the girl that sex is an adult game. I'm fucking dieing.
My bathroom has a tall skinny window. The bottom half is frosted, but the top isn't. You can not see in from outside, well you can but all you can see is the ceiling. Anyways, went to go piss, and managed to lock eyes with some dude on a bike, he crashed. Lol
Had the chance to sit on my porch, drink sweet iced tea and relax like the southerner I am. I was reminded of the hell I put myself through via stupidity and bad choices. It made me realize I lived an old country song.
Maybe I'm losing my shit. But shouldn't we split the French nation up? I mean, everyone basically hates them, they troops are issued personalized white flags. Hell, their best force, it mostly foreigners. Come to think about it, we should confiscate the nukes from everyone
So... I heard children playing a laughing a little bit ago, yet... it's a school day, and I know the kids in my neighborhood are in school, as we each take turns watching the bus stop. Creepy as hell of a sound to hear with no source
Disney is doing a live action Lilo & Stitch. The trailer was awesome, they chose the wrong black dude, Terry Crews would have been better, but I'm tentatively hopeful, but realistically doubtful

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