I have never read LotR but this fanfic premise intrigues me
ThrillingHuman
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The more I get to know humans, the more I realize they are goofy ass little guys
The cover image is so stupid it made me want to read it
Millenial witches' grimours be like:
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Yesterday was eh, but today is eh-okay (flag raised and ready to fire, probably gonna find out I have leukemia or something after I said it)
New umbrella I bought broke due to wind
Ah, would you look at that. Just as I bought new sunscreen, rain. Great. ???
The shoes I'm wearing are making me so annoyed. They hurt me on so many levels
I forgot my suscreen because it was cloudy outside when I went out. Well, time to turn into a shrimp
Why the sudden add or am I just the German one in your collection?
People who find me following you odd, I did it because I made it so only people I follow can DM me. If I did not follow you because I forgot or not and you want to DM me write a profile post here
Btw I found this saint when I was experimenting with the format of my deals.
I gathered a bunch of potential clients in the same room, thinking to drive up the price and the little bitch helped resolve the problems of and encouraged every last one of them! It was a catastrophe
You know, as I was eating the liver of a saint I had tricked into commiting genocide (doing something that long-term will cause an ecological disaster that would end in yada yada potAHto potOOto), I had a thought:
I don't like doing evil. I just want to be loved. I'm secretly very lonely and attention-deprived. I should start over and become a good person!
Yeah, eating saints gets me tripping sometimes
I randomly remembered this awesome bar but I don't know where it came from
Mfw I turn a mf into a frog but he chillin and refuses to turn back:
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