You were not expecting
Such an awful offer,
Foul offal olfal oaf,
From the alpha fallen fucker
Wench witch whose vision
Warps the world like a work of art
From some New York snowflake 'tard
For thirty grand
First by dropping the "nya". At least act like a human and replace it with the Russian gamer equivalent. Tgw would rather to have spawned an FPS player than a furry.