My section leader is really getting on my nerves, I text the group chat to tell them when call time is and she tells me to shut up I don't know what I'm talking about. She then goes on to send a screenshot of the schedule and it literally says 5:50 like I said.
Monkey Law:
The Celestial Banana Festival Edict: All monkeys are required to celebrate the Celestial Banana Festival. Failing to attend may result in a day of banana-less meals and participation in a banana appreciation workshop.
Monkey Law:
The Midnight Jungle Curfew Law: Monkeys must return to their nests and stay quiet during the midnight hours. Violating this curfew results in a night without banana privileges.
Monkey Law:
The Tree Swinging Safety Ordinance: Monkeys are obliged to attend tree swinging courses, and those who skip these courses risk being grounded from tree activities for minor infractions and might face exile from the troop for severe negligence.
Monkey Law:
The Coconut Council Decree: All monkeys must obtain a license to crack open coconuts, and unlicensed coconut cracking may lead to temporary suspension of coconut privileges for minor offenses, and expulsion from the troop for major violations.

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