AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 2:36 AM

Alright people. Let's get a show of hands here.
Who here has been personally victimized by @AliceMoonvale?

Be sure to let me know by reacting with a laugh emoji.
(disclaimer: if you couldn't tell, this is satire)

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 8:37 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 4:52 PM

It's a shame alcohol only cures autism for a couple hours.
Or enhances it.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 3:15 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 1:35 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 2:40 AM

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  Tsuru

• Saturday at 1:47 AM

Just saying, i use "jp" and "jps" as abbrievation for japan(country)/japaneses. And heard/know "jap" can be a slur (in the past).
And as im cautious and drama-magnet and shitty luck, i always do use this abbreviations and dodging using word "jap" (just in case someone is offended).

So if you hate me for it, im innocent.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 1:21 AM

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  Tsuru

• Friday at 11:01 PM

I know you have a crush on me and its why you bully me (like a kid trying to get the attention of a girl)
but please stop.

I dont like you.

Im with botty.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 9:08 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 2:54 PM

I wake up and see all the snow and ice outside.
Have cool thoughts such as: 'If only we were in the future where I could pull out a glock and shoot bullets of wind to blow all the snow off my lawn'
-enjoying the mental imagery making pew pew noises-
Then I grab some juice and oranges and go lay back in bed.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Friday at 9:04 AM

*pulls out a chair*
Buckle up y'all, the show will go on.
I'm preparing for all the peeps that will eventually come in complaining they can't commit crimes anymore.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

Have you googled yourself today?

TIL: there's a show called moonvale?

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

Found your pic on X btw.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 5, 2026

Am I correct to understand that this is your alt account @Envylope ?

Or my marbles for eyes are playing tricks on me?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

Certain SHF people in a nutshell:
You're welcome.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Mar 5, 2026

Now I know as to why you wear a mask~.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

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  AliceMoonvale

• Mar 5, 2026

I personally avoid eating certain apples.
The kind of apples that hate on other apples of the same type as them.
It's like, red apple, who are you to hate on red apples when you're a red apple yourself?
Green apple supremacy means you have to be green, why do you think hating on red apples will make you green?