Moo Principle # 383 - I loved grass before it was cool.
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Oh so now you're a BBC.
Cluck Principle # 382 - I can't fit in my box and I might have just stepped on Tokyo. Bwaaak!
Cluck Principle # 381 - I just took some pills I got from the internet.
Cluck Principle # 380 - Oh shucks, I'm feeling clucked. Bwak Bwak Bwak Bwak GABOK!
Moo Principle # 379 - How long does it usually take me to moo? A couple of moonites.
*snuggle* warm...
Moo Principle # 378 - Would you shop for trendy fashions at a store called SRB Milk? I think you would if you could.
A cow girl again huh? *pulls out milk bucket* You know the drill.
Moo Principle # 377 - I'll take a blade of grass.... and I'll EAT it!
*squeeeesh*
*drink milk*
*squeeeesh*
Congratulations!You've now been promoted to Well-Known Author!
Moo Principle #376 - I don't usually have fingers.
Moo principle # 375 - My beef ears are organic, all natural, carbon neutral, and ethically sourced. *May cause hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, unexpected transformations, and pain.
Moo Principle # 374 - As a shapeshifter, I can form any drugs in my body any time I want. It's fun. But now it's time to sober up and continue writing so I can be like my inspirational hero whom I have a body pillow of.
Are your beef ears ethicly sourced?
Moo Principle # 373 - Mr. Brown can moo! Can you?
Moo Principle # 372 - Europe has 13 Brests but only one Naples.
Moo Principle #371 - The city of Naples is too far from Brest.
Moo Principle # 370 - I've never drank anythings blood, excluding my own. -
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