Moo Principle # 363 - This, Moo Principle # 363, is a very wise and wholesome principle that will leave you all astounded, enlightened, and may I say, improved. You're welcome.
Moo Principle # 361 - Your life is a meme where you are stuck in useless late stage corporate socialism trying hard to find a decent place that serves four cheeze pizza.
Moo Principle # 358 - Everybody poops. I poop. We poop. He poops. She poops. They poop. Yes, even you. You poop. We all poop together on this tiny planet of ours, until it is full.
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