Moo Principle #354 - I'm just a hat. Just a brown cool hat. What do you think of that!? Cats!
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What kind of identity thieving bullshit is this? You were meant to be the bull, not the girl!
Moo Principle # 353 - Have you or your friends been falsely accused of illicit ear smuggling? Are government agents injecting you with epinephrine? You need profesional protection and a lawyer who knows your legal rights. Call the law offices of Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie, esquire, at 1 - 800 - 555 - 6769 for a free consultion.
JAYMARK! You are under arrest for the suspicion of colluding with the underground ear prop trade! Hand over those ears!
Expectation v.s. reality
Professional bull rider
Moo Principle # 352 - Spam tastes great and is healthy and everyone should eat it every day to get their full amount of protein for working out.
Moo Principle # 351 - The Last To Comment Wins thread is my containment zone. Pray that I don't break out.
Moo Principle # 350 - The Last To Comment Wins thread is the laddest thread on SHF.
Moo Principle # 349 - If you wash your food before eating it, there is a greater than fifty percent chance you are a racoon.
Moo Principle # 348 - Your knees are a little cold.
Moo Principle # 347 - There is no wrong way to eat a taco.
Moo Principle #346 - The infinite subset of nonsense is larger than the infinite subset of sense.
Moo Principle #345 - One of the new scribblers is trying to catch us all and I'm not sure if it's more like Pokemon or Interspecies Reviewers.
Moo Principle #344 - Something unlimited can still have utility value.
Moo Principle #343 - If something is unlimited it has no scarcity value.
Moo Principle #342 - I want some [cereal].
Moo Principle # 341 - You wanna eat me? You wanna? That's a really nice steak knife you got there, shame if something would happen to it. Yeah, you heard me, have fun washing that knife. I'm gonna lay so heavy in your stomach that you'll regret this day.
Moo Principle # 340 - Hitler will strike you when angry. Hatler wears a funny hat. Sitler never stands up. Bitler invested in bit coins. Hutler chooses to live in a hut. Himler is a man. Hidler can't be found. Fitler eats healthy and works out. Zitler has terrible acne.
Fang Yuan: "Today I step on grass, tomorrow I shall step on mountains and rivers."
JayMark: "Today I chew on grass, tomorrow I shall chew down entire mountains and rivers." -
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