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    I have a question. I've been watching the TV show Space Giants. What exactly does Silvar do all day, except stand around the volcano looking delicious? The Dragonpig needs to make a visit, since Goldar is busy fighting Rodak.
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    I push open the lid of the oversized igloo cooler and brush ice from the gimp suit.
    "Hello, future!
    Hey... this doesn't look like the future. Where's my robots smoking cigarettes? My raccoon with a double-sided lightsaber?
    I guess that does explain why you don't look any older, Amish. And the sadness in your eyebrows. What's that? It's only been ten minutes, and stop getting my ideas from Futurama about time travel!"
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    I know I might be a little late in the anime game, like really late, but I’m just now noticing that the badass anime characters are usually the smallest, cutest, blandest characters. They have no social skills, put in no real effort, and yet somehow get all the cat girls. How can I get some of that?
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    Writing question for the people of SH:
    What would you think about a supervillain scene in a story where he’s still in his underwear, aggressively ironing his slacks while glaring menacingly down at the city from his penthouse
    and his white cat casually messes with a doomsday device in the background?
    Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
    Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
    Is this a comedy?
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    Dragonpig
    Yes, ideal for character recurring supervillain, who has strong opinions about villains and heroes choice in clothing. Imagine a fashion designer with taste gone supervillain.
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    Good night, people of Scribble Hub.
    Walking along with Amish a couple days ago, we passed a pet store.
    A parrot spoke to me and asked if he could hold about **tree fiddy**.

    Do you think I made a mistake?
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    Yeah… that’s it, Amish.
    Keep churning that butter.
    No slowdown.
    Not too fast either. Dragonpig likey
    Mm. That’s good.
    Make me work for it.

    …

    Oh.
    Hay !

    Didn’t see you all standing there watching.

    I should probably stop.
    You know I'm not . The door was wide open.
    So—good night, Scribble Hub.
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    Crack of dawn arrives
    Not enough cornflower gimp suit
    Tai chi with tuxedo cat

    People of SH time to get back to my writing. And thank you for wanting to absorb me into your world. I am easily convinced. All I suggest is ranch dressing.
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    People of Scribble Hub.

    I’m looking through my closet because I’ve been invited to a black-tie event.

    question: what kind of tie goes with a gimp suit? Good night.
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    Dragonpig’s back, all right!

    Good morning, people of SH. Hope everything’s going okay with you. I’m pretty sure most of you have already hit your goal of going Super Saiyan.

    Because really, there’s nothing like an early-morning screaming session—followed shortly by your hair turning blond—to let the world know you’ve powered up properly.
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    Alski
    Alski
    Its not morning for another 37 minutes :blob_hmm_two:
    SirContro
    SirContro
    It's not mourning until someone dies.
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    People of SH, I have a question for you LitRPG writers.
    Has there ever been a church that was converted into a dungeon?
    Has that been done yet?
    tiaf
    tiaf
    ? You mean the building?
    Piisfun
    Piisfun
    Yes.
    Someday Will I Be The Greatest Alchemist?
    More specifically, the headquarters of the "Isekai Catholic church clone #4,523,123" effectively became the dungeon lair of the final boss.

    Alternatively... Evil God Average had a dungeon become a church. Sadly it looks like the links are dead.
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    People of SH.

    It is now official. My neighbor’s tuxedo cat has been staring at me judgmentally for years. As she should. I think it only makes me more powerful.

    Back to writing good morning.
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    For everybody who answered my question, thank you. I’m new at this writing thing. And yes, I’ll do the survey thing next time. Appreciate that.

    I think I’m going to go with a minimum amount of clothing, or some sort of harness, so they can carry stuff, because these people need pockets. Also, I’ve gotta work a strip-joint scene into one of my stories. If they’re not wearing clothing, I mean… what’s the point.
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    I have a question for you people of Scribble Hub

    In my insane scribblings I have anthropomorphic characters you know animal people so they already have fur Would it be redundant to put clothing on them

    After all people put sweaters on poodles and we still ask my hairy Uncle Glenn to put on some slacks

    If the responses end up split I suppose I can always go full Two Face and flip a coin

    I appreciate your input on
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    Navillus
    Navillus
    perhaps an emphasis on accessories would help since a bunch a naked creatures tend to feel primal rather than civilized so having some ornamental clothing or accessories would make them feel more natural-nyah.
    tiaf
    tiaf
    The north sentinel island inhabitants are naked. They were cut off from the outside since ancient times. Unless it is part of their culture or they got in contact with a clothed civilization I’d say no.
    SirContro
    SirContro
    You're already making furries. Who cares at that point?
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    Just sitting here filling out an application to join the original Power Rangers for the fourth time. What do they mean I can’t be the Power Ranger dressed in the color clear? How else am I gonna get Rita Repulsa to acknowledge me? **LOOK AT ME, WOMAN! LOOK AT ME, WOMAN!**

    Okay, had to get that out of my system. I’ll get back to actually writing. Everybody on Sh have a good day.
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    ". I got to be me. I got to be me" Now to finish the image. Imagine me singing magnificently wearing a suit and swaying and why not?
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