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And that's why vampire should always have a werewolf partner in crime. And if you elect me as president...

Huh? You telling me we can't stalk our readers? Whack.

I have a question. Do any of you — readers or writers — know of any stories that portray a blind individual in a realistic way, without...

I am not high enough for this post and haven't been high in years. In other words...Right on, man.

Dragonpig believes in you. You can do it. Rogues where leather. There, always coming at you from behind. You don't get it? I like...

that sounds about right

referring to yourself as "daddy" in the third person. *not* creepy in the slightest, lol.

Next thing you will be telling me I can't wear my black wizard robe with the hood while having sex with her as a cat stands in the...

yes, but with that corkscrew penis that the pigs are known for. Just a giant one. well, be handy on champagne bottles, at any rate.

Exactly dragonpig use champagne bottles as condoms. Women get used to it after a while. and by the way, you younger generation with...

Wait, are they a butt stabber who is fluffy, or a stabber of fluffy butts?

sir. You are now my new spokesperson every woman I'm with, let her know this. I'll send you the check in the mail. because...

Question isn't a butt-stabber a fancy name for rogue?

When it comes to unsolicited thoughts on something you want to write about, I like to think back on the immortal words of The Dude, His...

The secret to being a dragonpig is this don't tell anybody. But when we get handjob from women we squeal.