ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 6, 2026

Daily music recommendation #292

Some wonky Japanese punk to spice up your day. I would've recommended the studio recording but there's a big ol pair of anime tiddies on the album cover. Still, you should listen to it. It's really good and intense

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 6, 2026

Shromp Rule # ?

You will always have more dignity than someone who closes their profile posts to replies

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 5, 2026

A tiny little blind snake made its way into my room for the second time

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 5, 2026

ǝʞɐs s,ʞɔnɟ ɹoɟ unɹ s,ɐɔɔɐɯ lᴉl ʞɔᴉnb ɐ uo oƃ ɐʇʇoƃ ʎǝʞᴉɹɔ ǝᴉqɹɐq ɐ uo dɯᴉɹɥs ɐ ʇnd ɐuuɐʍ ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,פ

⇂6↊# uoᴉʇɐpuǝɯɯoɔǝɹ ɔᴉsnɯ ʎlᴉɐp

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  unlaumy

• Jan 5, 2026

I just played Stellaris and your shrimp race was made livestocks for my empire.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 5, 2026

You do not hate tourists enough

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 5, 2026

Call me a casual normie tourist sheep, but I only like age gap romances if both characters are of age ??

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 5, 2026

Never seen an actually intelligent person care about IQ

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 4, 2026

Daily music recommendation #290

Eepy

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  Macha

• Jan 4, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 4, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 3, 2026

Daily music recommendation #289

Shoutout to hip hop with guitar solos.

Incredible beat on this one. Apparently Rick Ross' verse also goes crazy, but like, I'm not really familiar with his discography so I don't know how it compares

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 3, 2026

Daily affirmation: billionaires DO have your best interests in mind

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 3, 2026

"I WOULD COMMIT MASS MURDER FOR MY FAMILY"

uh-uh okay, but tell me would you be kind for your family? compassionate? patient and accepting?

Would you shit your pants in public every day for the rest of your life for your family?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

Daily music recommendation #288

This song uses the fettuccine sequence. Very complex stuff. You wouldn't get it, man. Might be too sophisticated for you. Maybe take some ayahuasca first, man. Maybe then you'll be on the typa shit I'm on. Till then, you just won't get it, man. Go back to your Taylor Swifts and Sabrina Carpenter. Leave the real music to the real men

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

This year, I resolve to be even more woke. What you've already seen was just 10% of my full potential. I can go further

Seatbelts are sexist

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

Shrimp Rule #?

All in favor of shoving anon into a locker say "I"

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

Women are my favorite guy

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

I hope ska comes back in a big way in 2026. I've had enough of jangly hazy indie boy rock

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

Daily music recommendation #287

Let's keep the vibes going for the start of the year ?????