ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 3, 2026

Daily music recommendation #289

Shoutout to hip hop with guitar solos.

Incredible beat on this one. Apparently Rick Ross' verse also goes crazy, but like, I'm not really familiar with his discography so I don't know how it compares

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 3, 2026

Daily affirmation: billionaires DO have your best interests in mind

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 3, 2026

"I WOULD COMMIT MASS MURDER FOR MY FAMILY"

uh-uh okay, but tell me would you be kind for your family? compassionate? patient and accepting?

Would you shit your pants in public every day for the rest of your life for your family?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

Daily music recommendation #288

This song uses the fettuccine sequence. Very complex stuff. You wouldn't get it, man. Might be too sophisticated for you. Maybe take some ayahuasca first, man. Maybe then you'll be on the typa shit I'm on. Till then, you just won't get it, man. Go back to your Taylor Swifts and Sabrina Carpenter. Leave the real music to the real men

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

This year, I resolve to be even more woke. What you've already seen was just 10% of my full potential. I can go further

Seatbelts are sexist

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

Shrimp Rule #?

All in favor of shoving anon into a locker say "I"

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 2, 2026

Women are my favorite guy

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

I hope ska comes back in a big way in 2026. I've had enough of jangly hazy indie boy rock

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

Daily music recommendation #287

Let's keep the vibes going for the start of the year ?????

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

My favorite slice of life plot is when the characters try to be youtubers or otherwise go viral and they either fail or virality ends up being much more trouble than it's worth

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

At a sushi place, and I saw my first Indonesian-of-Chinese-descent family with their "native" caretaker sitting apart from them of the year. This means great prosperity in the coming year

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

I went home, a bigger city than where my office is, but somehow my signal's even worse here

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

What is the literary equivalent of thinking realistic art is inherently superior?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 1, 2026

I think fewer people should be becoming vtubers

And that they should instead go back to school ?‍??‍?

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  ShrimpShady

• Dec 31, 2025

Daily music recommendation #286

Happy new year!

This recommendation is not meant to symbolize the sun rising on the first day of the year, but rather a nuclear warhead being dropped on (insert country) in 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Dec 30, 2025

My Plan B is becoming an elderly shrimp care worker in Shrimp Japan, getting paid peanuts, and dying in a morbidly Japanese manner

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  ShrimpShady

• Dec 30, 2025

Daily music recommendation #285

I understand that j-rock bands are generally obsessed with youth, but few of them I feel capture the ambivalent sweatiness of adolescence quite like Number Girl.

Very energetic song with a vocalist who sounds like he's singing from a phone receiver placed on the opposite side of the room from the rest of the band.

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  ShrimpShady

• Dec 30, 2025

Something about this just really turns me off, gives me the ick. Weirdly dystopian

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  ShrimpShady

• Dec 30, 2025

I think I should be paid for being alive

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  ShrimpShady

• Dec 29, 2025

I pronounce wlw as welew in my head. I can't help it