RepresentingCaution

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  RepresentingCaution

• Jan 25, 2026

It feels like there's always one shoe missing. Lose a water shoe. Get out the next size up water shoes. Get out the next size up socks while I'm at it. Find the missing sandal at the bottom of the sock bag. Find the old water shoe. Lose one of the new water shoes.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Jan 23, 2026

Child, holding a single strand of hair: These are the leftover wires. Do you want to use them?

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  RepresentingCaution

• Jan 18, 2026

Siri hears "swim recital" instead of "spermicidal"

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  RepresentingCaution

• Jan 17, 2026

Me, making grilled cheese sandwiches.
Child: Which one is mine?
Me: which one do you want?
Child: The one with cheese.
Me: What am I going to eat?
Child: Spaghetti with Grandma and Grandpa.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Jan 5, 2026

Every time I close my anus, my penis goes up.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 28, 2025

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 26, 2025

Kid, playing chess: I will use the cruise ship to get on aisle six.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 26, 2025

Me: It seems like you don't care about all the animals on the floor.
Kid: I do care about them! They accidentally crashed their ship, and it's taking a very long time to repair it. The problem is all these screws.

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  Iamnotabot

• Dec 24, 2025

Mama, when are you going back to K5Ratikan?

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 24, 2025

It's like a hot dog being delivered at the speed of a piece of cake!

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  Macha

• Dec 23, 2025

It's all over.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=4368429560051904&id=100006547082269

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  RepresentingCaution

• Dec 6, 2025

Mama, did you know that yesterday you sent me to school in baby mode?

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  RepresentingCaution

• Nov 29, 2025

On today's episode of Mom Life, I am holding my bladder because the kid peed outside and tracked pee into the house, then I mopped the floor, and now I am waiting for the floor to dry. Will I make it, or will I decide to pee outside, too?

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  RepresentingCaution

• Nov 27, 2025

4-year-old: I want to have a playdate with [boy] and [girl] at 3:00, and when I am ten years old, I will say to them, "Let's make babies!"
Me: Well, human bodies typically don't stop growing until 18, so it can be dangerous for a 10-year-old to have a baby.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Nov 20, 2025

Me: Come inside.
Kid: I'm trying to spit on an ant.

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  RepresentingCaution

• Nov 19, 2025

Kid, crawling on elbows and knees: eh eh eh not human eh eh eh
Me: Take your vitamin
Kid: eh eh eh not human not human
Me: Open orifice
Kid: *keeps mouth shut, goes to sit on toilet, then opens and closes mouth rapidly*
Me: *Very carefully tosses vitamin in mouth so my fingers don't get chomped*
Kid: *Chomps vitamin mechanically*

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  RepresentingCaution

• Nov 15, 2025

Kid: *puts hammer under shirt* I'm having a baby! A hammer baby!

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  RepresentingCaution

• Nov 13, 2025

My laundry basket just grew legs and peed in the toilet.

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  melchi

• Nov 3, 2025

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  Agentt

• Oct 22, 2025

*glomps*