Agentt

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    So, I was taking my neighbor's dog for a walk and he was refusing to obey me, so I was like,
    "No, bad boy! Bad!"
    But them I realised that he probably doesn't even know english.
    Then I realised why am I even talking in english? Damn those people on SH have ruined me.
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    Deleted member 52382
    Does bhadwe mean son? Puttar = son, no?
    Agentt
    Agentt
    India has many many many languages. 22 recognised by the Gov, and countless dialects. Thankfully, most of them are derived from Sanskrit, so yes. Both are correct.
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    Agentt
    Someone can sell sugar powder for thousands under the name of "odorless cocaine"
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    Deleted member 52382
    I am not under FBI jurisdiction, thus your words against me and my bag of odorless cocaine are useless. *Stuff zipbag inside mouth*
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    I'm not sure if that's how drug dealing works. Cocaine has a very...distinct smell — floral, metallic and very chemical-y — and a very unique texture due to its chemical structure, so every type of cocaine smells.
    Click to expand...
    Why do you know so much about cocaine?
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    Deleted member 52382
    Uh...teeeheeehee.
    Agentt
    I ate pringles for the first time today. What am I supposed to do with this aluminium or tin can now?
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    High-in-the-skys
    High-in-the-skys
    Face the entrance towards your mouth, cup a hand going from your ear to the opening and say "I love you♡". Now you have 'someone to love you'...
    Napelynn
    Napelynn
    Eat it.
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    Pringle cans are made out of composite, foil-lined cardboard with an added metal base. And as far as I know, it's unrecyclable so your best bet is to banish it into another dimension.
    Agentt
    If a theatre premieres a movie from 9 to 10 and from 11 to 12, and you arrive at 10:30, are you late or early?
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    BubbleC
    Depends on which premiere you're attending. But since it's always better to be early than late, I'd say you're early. Just so you can get that ego boost. Plus, you're already at the theatre, so you'd probably chill out for thirty minutes until the next premiere thus making you early.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Okay, what if you arrive at 9.45?
    BubbleC
    BubbleC
    You late because you arrived at the end first premiere. Unless you wanted to watch both premieres, which thus makes you simultaneously late and early? Hmm
    Agentt
    Has anyone ever tried Raid shadow legends? It looks good, but considering how much they are paying for ads, it really seems there is a catch
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    Napelynn
    So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
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    That would be a compelling argument, but knowing you, the link in description is that cursed song.
    Napelynn
    Napelynn
    No, it isn't, but the link in my signature is.
    Agentt
    So, I had a nightmarish day today. A test tube of acid exploded in my hands and my pants ripped and someone stole my practical file and I had to make a new one.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    The acid was dilute and I was wearing protection so nothing happened except a bit stinging.
    witch_sorrowful
    witch_sorrowful
    Rough day, man. The new day will be better.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Eh, well atleast I got a good laugh out of it. It was just a bad day, nothing more.
    Agentt
    Used dark mode for the first time in life. Observations-
    1. My eyes felt soooooo good.
    2. Light mode is now equivalent to laser beams.
    Agentt
    So, when I gave my first ever online exam, I saw there was a photo of this really dirty looking, 30-40ish old man's photo on my screen who looked like he hadn't taken a bath in a week and hadn't been to a barber for over an year. Plus, the way he had just let his beard grow made him look like a savage.
    Agentt
    When I was 11, I read a joke an author once made in my history book. It read.
    "Author's Date Of Birth: I really don't remember it since I was very small at that time, but my Mama says its 5th August."
    Agentt
    I doubt others will share this feeling, but I find it really cute how simply scientists named their books. I like to imagine they spend days and days thinking of a title, and end up with something like "Animals" and when it comes to write a sequel, he was like, fuck it, I ain't doing that again and went with "Animals(revised)"
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    [insert name of scientist] [name of subject ] for [exam/degree] ver [insert year]

    It's like lightnovel titles.
    The books scream. This is a textbook you will get what you expect. I tried. Don't like it don't buy it. No refunds.

    I don't really care if you buy it or not .
    b-b-bak-
    -bakchodh
    Agentt
    Always remember, you can take a loan to pay your debt, so go and enjoy a shopping spree
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    No. Bad Agentt, bad. Bad influence. Bad advice.

    Probably why many still stuck in a cycle of paying debt and burrowing themselves into a deeper hole.
    High-in-the-skys
    High-in-the-skys
    Always remember, there are 2 kidneys, so feel free to sell the other one to blackmarket...
    Agentt
    So, my father recieved some ultra boomer unfunny jokes and he really liked them, and was even excited to show them to me, which is really rare, considering how tsundere fathers can be. So, I thought of telling it here.
    A cook says "I am a simple man but my food is special."
    A shopkeeper says "Fans available here."
    An astrologer says "pay me to know the spoiler"
    Agentt
    I haven't posted many threads but almost all of them end up becoming toxic...Is this my gift from God?
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    How arrogant when you first started, i don't see people viciously attacking each other thu...it seems like they're sharing their writing styles...
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Well, yes, but it was really near with Jemini and Ben. One disagreement and both are known to be master in dissing.
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    I think one of them is more inclined to do that than the other but gp
    Agentt
    Saw a white bat today. Which is a bit funny considering what all is happening around the world.
    Agentt
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