Today, Corty died in heart, spirit, and soul. Her will stated that all his socks be donated to “that gay-looking dragon.” Her trash can will be repurposed into an outhouse.
We will miss him dearly all those times he wasn’t stealing our socks or poking us with a stick. If only he hadn’t gotten his snout stuck in a mousetrap.


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