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The man in the mirror is looking good today.
How does it work? Why can't I fall asleep? Can't I just close my eyes and not open them until morning? Why does my body hate me so?
Bad news: I slept through my alarm and now I'm late for work.
Good news: I can work from home, so technically, I'm not late.
I need someone to knock me out. I've been rolling around in bed for the last four hours, why the fuck am I still awake?
Just found out that no one actually knows how eel are born. They have no sex organs, scientists couldn't find any eggs on the sea floor. They collected 7000 of the eggs, no eel.
Also, all eel are born in the Burmuda Triangle.
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I like lying. It's fun.
*steals your octopus brethren*
What type of being are you currently?
Hm, maybe I should make some tacos.
I need myself a metal pipe. A fine weapon for ashittywarrior.
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