ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 19, 2025

I bought sriracha hot sauce for the first time today because I got curious. It tastes exactly the same as the typical hot sauce you get here, but less spicy.

I don't know why I expected hot sauce from another part of Southeast Asia to taste any different

Oh well

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 19, 2025

You can tell when someone has never spent their time stroking the sword while lamenting the social realities

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 18, 2025

The chorus to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison has been playing over and over again in my head for some reason. I don't even like that hair metal stuff. But my mind is incessant on it, and for some reason yet again it sings with a post-grunge yarl.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 18, 2025

Daily music recommendation #212

This randomly popped up in my recommendations one day, and I'm realizing that I'm sorely missing out on the local music scene.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 18, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 18, 2025

Spoiler: Mention of a mangaka being a pedo

Japan moment

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 18, 2025

I don't know how I always end up running out of t-shirts. I have more t-shirts than days of the week, it should be physically impossible.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 18, 2025

Facts don't care about your feelings

But I do.

Come here ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 17, 2025

Daily music recommendation #211

It's hot as hell today for some reason

Anyway this is critically-acclaimed Grammy-winning single Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas from Matchbox Twenty.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Oct 17, 2025

Do you hear the shrimps sing?
Singing the song of hungry seas?
It is the music of the shrimps
Who will not live upon their knees!


When the beating of your tails
Echoes the beating of the tide,
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!


Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the reef and coral bloom,
Is there a shrimp you long to see?

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 17, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

It is that deep

In fact, it's even deeper than that

Matter of fact, it's so deep that I'm blubblubblubblub???

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Oct 17, 2025

I saw that the secret police struck again~.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 17, 2025

Been so long since I continued writing my WIP that I don't even remember what it's about, what its themes are

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 17, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 17, 2025

I'm such a weak little baby to sleep deprivation. Like if I deviate even a little bit from my 8 hours a day every day for a week, I'll start feeling negative effects

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 17, 2025

The thing with twitter is that if you even stare at a tweet for a little too long, you'll start getting that account recommended to you for the rest of the day. You don't even need to interact. They're using voodoo magic to track your eyes

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 16, 2025

Daily music recommendation #210

This song makes me feel like a weirdo who accidentally sets the girl he likes on fire at a science fair before sprinting away. Very vivid. Even includes the saxophone freakout at the end, just how I imagined it. I'm sure everyone can relate.

Also kinda reminds me of David Bowie's Blackstar, so if you like that song, this one might match your freak.

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 16, 2025

And here I am, in my room, evidently not on a boat sailing the high seas

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 16, 2025

I hate POWER FANTASIES and I despise WISH FULFILLMENT

I want POWERLESS REALITIES and I yearn for WISH BETRAYALS

I want to come out the other side of a story broken, jaded, and crestfallen, but nonetheless wiser and with a renewed perspective on life

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  ShrimpShady

• Oct 16, 2025

? Rule #?
? Principle #?

"There are more than 2 genres"

- ? Quote #? by ?