ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ? ?

A lot of the dumbest shit you will ever hear comes from the mouth of people who can't comprehend that multiple things can be true at the same time

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

MORE FAKE NEWS ? ? ? ?

Yet another misleading headline

Never-ending propaganda from big factory farming to discredit my growing sustainable sentient anarcho-shrimp commune/paramilitary death squad

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Look, I'll be real. If I ever see a ghost or bigfoot or whatever, I'm pulling out my phone and starting a livestream. Too many people cower away when they see the supernatural. I'm built different. If you've seen a ghost or whatever and you decided to run away instead of getting up close and personal, I resent you.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Dai

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

I don't know either man

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Those who forget history are doomed to score low on their history exam

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Do not believe in the isekai man who calls himself a hero yet purchases slaves. A real hero would know better than to perpetuate the abhorrent practice with his riches.

A real isekai hero would be an abolitionist, not an unethical harem maker

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Daily music recommendation #158

I can't think of anything to recommend, so have this.

I believe this is the optimal way to listen to Itte. I believe this was the vision from the start

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  Macha

• Aug 24, 2025

Why are you active so much? Don't you have a revolution to start in Pati?

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

If there is one thing this country will almost certainly excel in, it's hating [fill in the blank]

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

I'm sorry but what the dog doin is still funny after all these years

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  Macha

• Aug 24, 2025

Edan taktik yahudi

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

People these days call everything peak, even when it's at most a mound

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

Closing your profile means you're not ready to stand on business. You don't really have conviction in what you're saying, so you have no right to be making rules.

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  Hoshino

• Aug 23, 2025

How is the life a shrimp? Seeing your kind get killed, and eaten by these vile humans. Living every moment in constant fear of being the victim of someone or something-nya.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 23, 2025

Daily music recommendation #157

It's been a while since I've recommended some midwest emo (a day)

So here's the opening track to one of the most iconic emo albums of the 2010s, A.K.A the revival.

This one just feels like driving through the sunset with your shitty friends, only for them to leave you at a gas station. Very poignant, very raw, very suburban American.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 23, 2025

Some people can really just rock a receding hairline

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 22, 2025

Just saw something incredibly disgusting

Time to go to bed before it can fuck tomorrow's me over too much.

It's like that Frank Ocean song

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 22, 2025

Daily music recommendation #156

I've already recommended this song, but this live performance of it is a whole new experience.

It elevates an already majestic post-rock midwest emo fusion masterpiece to new cathartic heights.

Genuinely one of my favorite live performances of any song ever, especially because it's harder to hear the dogshit vocals.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 22, 2025

I've been clowning on Dutch food my whole life, but I just realized a lot of the GOATed fingerfoods here came from the Dutch colonists

Now I'll cope by saying we improved on them like the Vietnamese improved on the baguette.