Shrimp Rule #?
The worst lie of modern society is the belief that Eric Clapton makes good music.
The lame duck of the Yardbirds, Clapton has 3 blues licks committed to memory. These carried him to a passable rock career, only to be overshadowed by his true legacy:
Insufferable wedding music.
Like Ed Sheeran who ripped him off decades later, Clapton is a complimentary bread roll. Nice to have, but unremarkable.

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