ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 13, 2025

I hate it when j*b websites put "You might be a strong candidate" next to a listing and the thing that makes me a "strong candidate" is just like, the fact that I'm a human being shrimp who exists in the physical plane, while completely ignoring the j*b requirements of a PhD in astrophysics and a submarine license.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 13, 2025

Ghosts aren't real, unless you're in Southeast Asia.

Ask anyone from the region. They all have ghost stories.

Even the people who don't believe in ghosts have ghost stories

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 13, 2025

At this point, I know it's guaranteed that it takes me an hour or so to fall asleep at night

That must mean I should sleep 1 hour before my usual time to actually get the amount of sleep I want

That'll definitely fix all of my problems and turn me into the ultimate human being shrimp

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 12, 2025

Feeling...

curious

About eggnog

Is good?

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 12, 2025

Daily music recommendation #146

Indonesia's independence day's coming up (August 17th). Although I have many unkind things to say about the state of this country, it would be an injustice to not showcase its bangers. So until the 17th, I'll be posting Indonesian music.

Starting with Dewa, the biggest band in the country's history.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 12, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ?

If, in an effort to not fall for propaganda, you turn unquestioningly to the opposite side of an issue, that's also falling for propaganda. The truth is a secret third thing.

Some people think LeBron is the GOAT

Some people think LeBron is overrated

I think LeBron should ****** me in the ***** until ***** *** ******* ** *****

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 12, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 11, 2025

Daily music recommendation #145

I don't think I've recommended this song before.

But it's a nice one, very cozy yet wistful.

Tim Collis' steps away from the more technical leanings of his unique guitar playing style here, instead opting for something a lot warmer and more intimate.

Even without any lyrics, this song will transport you to the time when you last felt warmth.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 11, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ?

Makoto Shinkai has never made a great film

(I haven't watched Weathering With You or Suzume, but I know mid when I see it)

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  RepresentingWrath

• Aug 10, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

Daily music recommendation #144

Heartbreaking ?: Big Corpo Vtuber Makes Good Original Music

I like this one, a lot more than I do most Hololive original songs. It's just kinda a vibe you know. Very pretty

Not as keen on the song's hook, but I'll get over it. The drumming's great though.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

I made the juiciest steak of my life but I'm not sophisticated enough to think of a way to keep it warm for longer

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension (racist lolicon vtubers who claim to be christian)

(\/)_|x,,,x|_(\/)

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

There's this Instagram acc I like a lot that just posts reels of two voices with a Chinese(?) accent going:

"What the fucking kind of (thing) is this?"
"That is a (explanation)"

Over and over again for whatever the video topic is (fish, plants, etc.)

I wish IG had a watch history function so I could actually find the acc name

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ? ???????

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  Macha

• Aug 10, 2025

Nice profile banner, my friend from Malang!

Now gimme spices.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

I think I should have my own typing quirk, or signature

Something I can end my posts with.

Maybe

(\/)_|^,,,^|_(\/)

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

xD

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

There's a mall here with restrooms you have to pay to use, and I can tell all of it goes back into the restrooms themselves because they're some of the nicest shitters I've ever seen.

They rival some of Jakarta's luxury mall restrooms.

They're a microcosm of how a proper society should function.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

There's this incessant ringing somewhere in the distance, like microphone feedback, and it's driving me crazy

No, it's not my tinnitus this time.