q log #138: i am so ready to ditch the flesh for the machine, but have as yet been unable to find anyone willing to download my brain into a tamagotchi
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q log #137: I am real flesh human. I enjoy breathing, digesting proteins, and paying taxes. My insides are made of disgusting wet meat and not titanium and silicon like a normal human, small and squishable.
q log #136: if I weren't already an octopus, id be a moth
q log #135: your boos dont scare me, I know most of you arent ghosts
q log #134: just beat roko's basilisk. Wast all that hard even. Took one gunshot blast and it was down.
q log #133: I killed and ate god and Xir firstborn, and now ive got a tummy ache. I dont think divinity and golden ichor agree with me... ooogh...
q log #132: asked my spawn what they learned at school today. They said, "gay men like Sony, lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose."
Kneeling down, I put my hand on their shoulder and said, "kid, those are just stereo types."
q log #131: this tree is hard to describe, it has a certain... je ne sequoia
q log #130: Sorry mate, Mastercard said i can’t sell you Puyo Puyo Tetris because of the suggestive themes. Also your game about finding a cat in the alps has been delisted for pornography (visible asexual flag in The Witch’s cabin)
q log #129: theres an unspoken rule that the less humanoid a robot is, the hotter they are
q log #128: I was rereading some of the stuff I wrote the other night, and its clear where I started to drift off to sleep from the increase in typos and fewer complete sentences. You can tell I'm rushing to finish jotting down my inspiration before I fall asleep on the keyboard.
q log 127: what is love? What is a romance? What is it like to crush on someone, to have butterflies every time you think of them? Why cant i feel these feelings, and not for lack of trying? If pressed on who i like, I panic and name random objects. I want relationships and to be wanted, but I can't ever get the spark to ignite within myself. Is there something wrong with me?
q log #126: "I asked chat gpt" "I asked grok" well I asked a group of autistic people assuming one of them would have it in their special interest
q log #125: I am the guy from the warning signs. Yeah, all of em. I experienced every single one of them, from being cut, to grinded, to electrocuted. and if you must know, I enjoyed all of it. Deeply.
q log #124: dont donate your plasma. Its a big scam, and theyre just using it to make tvs and lamps
q log #123: cry all you want, you cant unfuck this eldritch horror
q log #122: I give up. Can't be passionate about things anymore, i get called overly sensitive for noticing an injustice, I can't even say "dont be a jerkwad" without people complaining its their right to be a dick and im spoiling their fun.
q log #121: my page is a safe space for me. the rest of u r in danger i think -
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