ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 7, 2025

Reminded of the time the annoying friend of my middleschool friend group decided he wanted all of us to write a manga together. It was all such a pain in the ass that the artist of the group declared she would go deeper into Islamic aniconism and would swear off drawing faces forever, just to get out of the arrangement.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 6, 2025

Looking on the internet, I've found a lot of Southeast Asian literary publications that have long been abandoned. Kinda sad

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 6, 2025

Found another short story competition, but the deadline's in 4 days and it's max 1500 words

All my reserve short stories are 2000-2500 words long

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 6, 2025

Every other job vacancy I see is for "shrimp farm technician"

Glad to know many share my vision of world domination.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 6, 2025

Having a four part name in a first name-last name online registration form world

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 6, 2025

Daily music recommendation #109

Let me put you on some real game.

You see, Indonesians invented music. By that I mean gamelan music pioneered blast beats (as heard in the video above) and math rock.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 6, 2025

Put your hands up if you write gooder than the Orc city guy

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 5, 2025

Choose your fighter

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 5, 2025

Lowkey scared of horses, what if they shit on me and kick my skull in

I won't fall for Umamusume propaganda

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 5, 2025

Daily music recommendation #108

Feeling a little woke.

This is the catchiest song about sex work I've ever heard. Just a nice little pop tune that extends empathy to people who rarely ever get it.

I hope it isn't too obvious that I get my recommendations from Anthony Fantano

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 5, 2025

Translation: you are more fuck than the most fuck

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 5, 2025

Getting groceries today

Also happy 4th of July ?????‍?????️????️‍??‍⚧️

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 5, 2025

Yeah, I'm ACAB

Assigned
Cringe
At
Birth

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 4, 2025

Daily music recommendation #107

Shoutout to all my troglodytes out there

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 4, 2025

I think I do a pretty good Bob Dylan impression

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 3, 2025

Alright, time to lock in and tackle this herculean writing task (I need to edit like 100 words)

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 3, 2025

Doing that thing where I have an appointment later in the day, so I can't do anything in the hours before then

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 3, 2025

Daily music recommendation #106

I have to admit that KD ranks over LeBron in terms of bars.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 2, 2025

We're building soft power.

It did not end with Tung Tung Tung Sahur.

Enjoy the funny cultural exports while you still can.

You will be speaking Indonesian by 2045.

Inshaallah ??

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 2, 2025

I've heard that cleaning your earwax is actually bad and stuff, but like, are you just not supposed to do it at all?

Like, leave it be and let it accumulate?