Moo Principle #142 - Remember kids; hard work, dedication, time, and effort doesn't pay off beyond an established minimum allowance. Get lucky, sellout, cheat, pander, or have established connections. It's the only way to truly get ahead.
Suls just after leaving heard Albert and Arthur’s children except for their eldest daughter Skyler (Because she accidentally kidnapped them when she was gathering Riley) was turned into Furbies along with Arthur… “Luckily I left fast! Good thing Janis is an old friend and won’t try to turn me...
Moo Principle #138 - You SHF eldritch horrors all need to stop being so entertaining. It's distracting me from creating my magnum opossums.
*slams door*
Moo Principle # 134 - Because the earth is flat we shouldn't drill because all the water in the ocean could fall out the bottom and splash the turtle carrying us on a railroad track through space who would then go on strike but since the ocean has a lot of water, it might drown so it would shoot the sun with a water beam which would cause it to go out and make us all freeze to death.


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