Moo Principle #138 - You SHF eldritch horrors all need to stop being so entertaining. It's distracting me from creating my magnum opossums.
*slams door*
Moo Principle # 134 - Because the earth is flat we shouldn't drill because all the water in the ocean could fall out the bottom and splash the turtle carrying us on a railroad track through space who would then go on strike but since the ocean has a lot of water, it might drown so it would shoot the sun with a water beam which would cause it to go out and make us all freeze to death.
Moo Principle # 132 - I just want you to know that you are amazing, unique, powerful, talented, and can achieve anything you desire because nothing is impossible except for the stuff you can't do because you don't believe in yourself!
And I'm not just saying this because I have flower crown.
?P.Nutt the anti-watersports peanut, would like to remind you that golden showers are neither gold or a shower.
? CorNEEPNEEP, the anti-scat corn, says, "Du bedap dababooooooop! Dubeeeeda dababoooooooooop! Who sings like that? If you find that appealing, you are rigidly dumb like....