An Italian walks with two watermelons in his arms. Somebody stops him to ask the time. He asks that person to hold a watermelon. The other person agrees. The Italian raises his arm to his face and says: "how am I supposed to know?"
ThrillingHuman
always be casual, never be careless From the dusty pages of history
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This great witch decrees that all are to celebrate the first of May.
Actually rocks
This is plain horrifying and I kind of want to do it
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"put C4 in his tree fort", kinda fire
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I am as fake as a plastic christmas tree
Recently I have been very anxious about aging and change and all kinds of things.
The flattest delivery ever
Never watched the show, but this was so funny and cool
meh I could do it
I know length isn't important, but my length is too short. Three paragraphs in a trenchcoat is not a chapter.
Her clips now flood my yt recoomendation.
Thanks, hor- *cough* I mean witch.
In Chinese novels they sometimes have handsome men who look like beautiful women when crossdressing. Until today, I thought it wasn't realistic.
Words of wisdom
I hate driving with dad, his taste in music is garbage, absolute trash, worse than the worst, somebody please kill me.
The BEST influencer since P. Bateman
A girl's fatherless behavior is another man's "I can fix her" or "she can ruin me", or my personal favorite, "She's already perfect." -
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