How often do you get zoomies?
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made breakfast sandwiches and got the hashbrowns real crispy, it was hella tasty
got Chinese food but the restaurant failed to add in my egg drop soup :(
got free and been busy cleaning the floor
was planning a busy day of cleaning the house and doing my laundry, but the moment I sat down after tossing my clothes in the washer the dog hopped in my lap.
Guess I'm trapped ᖍ(^•ﻌ•^)ᖌ
I am very hungry. could probably eat a large land based equine
*brushes your fur and gives you scritches behind your ears*
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Remember kids, even in the gulf of a deep depressive episode, try your hardest to keep going to the gym otherwise you're dooming your stamina to nearly cause you to die and vomit on a 15 minute jog outside
it so fuckin wimdy
y'know, despite my inherent american superiority in determining what makes a burger, sometimes I am flummoxed and humbled by what some people choose to put betwixt buns.
unintentionally made dinner hella early but a. not like I've got anywhere else to go and b. it's tasty
I slept like I was in a bar fight
I'm getting all these goddamned panda express ads why the hell and how the hell do I stop this endless torment They Are Taking Over My Entire Phone Screen with blinding white and ugly ass looking food. that shrimp looks abhorrent
changed light bulbs and it made a compelling argument to never turn on the ceiling light again
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I oughta make a calendar list thing about what I make for sunday breakfast because I'm being falsely accused of making shrimp grits too often
I hope this email finds you on your knees begging for a more merciful death than you deserve
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