this lovely visit to my brother's family with their 11 month old baby has been SUCH EFFECTIVE birth control dog bless
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tomorrow starts the roadtrip again, which is an augh moment. I wanna Just wake up in my proper bed rather than drive 1400 miles again
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I've been inundated with children's videos, music, and dances. waugh
road trip is technically over (for now...) and now I'm chilling
don't like road trips
been gathering the items that we gotta take on this damnable roadtrip and boy howdy they'll take up some space. thank fuck we ain't taking the dog because his kennel would take 2/3 of the trunk
Heartbreaking! The Annoying Side Characters Are Now Part Of The Main Cast! They're In The Plot Forever!
I often forget how long my hair has gotten until I need to look for something in a low spot and end up looking like the girl from the ring
mother's day breakfast is always so stressful, I feel like I've just run a marathon despite only changing my Sunday breakfast routine just a smidge (so her breakfast would be in bed)
Remember kids! If someone keeps asking a question you've already answered, it normally means you didn't respond in the way they wanted and/or were not paying enough attention. Neither is a phenomenal quality to a conversation contributor, and you should consider leaving.
Alrighty had a salmon burger and now I'm chilling
accidentally started reading an alien porn kind of story in public but trying to determine if it's weird enough that a passerby can't tell
it occurs to me that I should probably write down the stuff I would like to get so I stop blanking when someone asks me what I want for my birthday or Christmas. It also occurs to me that I will most likely Not
all I'm saying is that if I had a beautiful wife I'd bark if she wanted me to
when I'm desperately trying to get dog in lap he looks upon me with derision, and when I need to be up and about his ass is leaden
there's really a certain something about waking up two minutes before my alarm with my arm being wrought with pins and needles
went out and spent 200 dollars to be told that my eyes are fine n dandy, which I probably could have guessed for free
it's nice to listen to the rain ^-^
I don't enjoy stories where the chapters are broken up into too many parts; tf do you mean chapter 2 part 7 I ain't fooling with you
today was weirdly cursed, hopefully tomorrow is better -
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