Moo Principle #83 - Masturbation that brings misery to others isn't masturbation at all.
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You have become Persian.
Moo Principle #82 - Sometimes, you are about to change back to your glorious bull form only to discover that your body has been eaten by cats. Then you become a royal road for some strange reason. I call this Thursday.
Moo Principle #81 - Sometimes, after becoming an inanimate object and trying to change back to my comfy form, things get difficult.
Moo Principle #80 - *licks microphone* Is this thing on? ?️? Which continental people are known for incontinence? The YourApeein' people!
Moo Principle #79 - All inspirational quotes from Oscar Wilde are subject to editing. Though comments will lock in certain themes, so long as the quote isn't repeated word for word. Example:
Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde
"No thanks, I'm a simple Russian boy." Oscar Wilde
Moo Principle #78 - Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde
"I fat beard man with no cheese? I need you to make a T-rex with my wife before cheese finds me." Oscar Wilde
Moo Principle #77 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? A mummified horse walks into a bar. It tells a joke. The bartender says, "Why the long face, is it because of that dry sense of humor?" The horse say, "You're a bit of a jerk." The bartender pulls out an uno reverse card! "No, Horse is Jerky!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ?️ ?
Moo Principle #76 - GOOD MORNING SCRIBBLEHUB FORUMS! *Saying good morning is a important component of a balanced and healthy breakfast and not superficial in any way ever.*
Moo Principle #75 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? ?? ?️
Moo Principle #74 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Moo Principle #73 - Prevent explosions. Never let Aushephexiiv interface with Earth tech. ?
Moo Principle #72 - Bulls like diverse array of moosic. We like Gregorian chants by the moonks. Moo Rock. Classical moosic. Grunge. Heavy mootal. Blue Grass. Grass bands. Moocaloids. Hymoonals. Country Moosic. Moo-fi. Jazz with saxamoophone. Salt disco. Really anything romoontic or that lightens the mood.
Cows like music apparently
Moo Principle #71 - There is a bad case of red eyes going around SHF. If we are not careful, the Ben Stein will be summoned and we will have to fight it and its endless supply of eye drops.
Moo Principle #70 - Those who hesitate shall never be able to beat Randy.
Welcome back beef man.
Song that might play when you try to fight JayMark80
Moo Principle #69 - 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 Yin Yang. -
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