Moo Principle #74 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Moo Principle #73 - Prevent explosions. Never let Aushephexiiv interface with Earth tech. ?
Moo Principle #72 - Bulls like diverse array of moosic. We like Gregorian chants by the moonks. Moo Rock. Classical moosic. Grunge. Heavy mootal. Blue Grass. Grass bands. Moocaloids. Hymoonals. Country Moosic. Moo-fi. Jazz with saxamoophone. Salt disco. Really anything romoontic or that lightens the mood.
Moo Principle #71 - There is a bad case of red eyes going around SHF. If we are not careful, the Ben Stein will be summoned and we will have to fight it and its endless supply of eye drops.
Moo Principle #70 - Those who hesitate shall never be able to beat Randy.
Welcome back beef man.
Song that might play when you try to fight JayMark80
Moo Principle #69 - 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 Yin Yang.
Moo principle #68 - I'm unilaterally signing a bull / muffin order renaming SHF users. Anon2025 will be America's2025. Also, I will be known as AmericaMark80. Azurea_Mystis will be America_Mystical.
America_of_the_Great_Loot. LotaAmericanian. Simple_American_Boi. Hoshiamericano. laumerican. And so on. Everyone will have better names.
Moo Principle #67 - February 20th is National Muffin Day!
Vroom Principle #66 - Cars are better than cows for transportation.
Moo Principle #65 - If you can't fit an umbrella into a blender, then you shouldn't go to the mall on Sundays.
Does the coffee in your profile pic have cow's milk in it?
Moo Principle #64 - It puts the lotion on its skin. It does this or it gets the hose again.
Moo Principle #63 - If one consumes a similar thing repeatedly, diminishing returns inevitably sets in regardless of consistency of quality.
Out of all the good doggies out there... you had to choose a chihuahua.
You terrify me....
Why does your pf bull looks so much like a shonen MC and it has fangs? -
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