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(Angry tsuru)
My hands and lips are dry as hell.
Sleepy
I need a new type-c cable. Mine snapped in half with a funny noise.
Notice:Can i eat you-nya?
You ever had a feeling when you suddenly understood what you need to do? It's strange, like someone connected some wires inside your brain.
???
m l e m
Do I want to grow out my hair or nah? It's already been two months since my last haircut.
How my sister and I talk:
"You gey."
"Oi.""Okay, you're big gey."
"Oi!"
I remember one time when what I thought was a story about violence, turned out to be agay bestiality opera where Dumbledore is alive and for some reason needs to marry Harry after war. There was some bullshit reason, but my mind tried erasing all memories of that event. But I do remember that in the story Harry became a hermophrodite lamia for a surviving Basilisk under Hogwarts.
You know, because I'm not a naitive English speaker, sometimes I have to spend ten-or-so minutes checking things out to see if I'm stupid or the author of the book is.
First ever fanfic I read about Star Wars:"Every Twi'lek girl has two clits. That's why they're so good as slaves."
... Why did I remember that?
I finally figured out how to generate a lot of hands... Dear God the picture turned out disturbing as hell. I guess my character from SHHS is looking very creepy right now. -
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