Happy New Year to the Eldritch Family! I doubt I'd be sober enough to remember everyone in a couple of hours (I think I missed a couple of people as it is), so I'll post this now. I wish all of you a great New Year. May it be better and kinder to you than the last one.
"Who is your mother, Private Petrov?"
"The Communist Party of the Soviet Union!"
"Who's your father?"
"You, Comrade Commander!"
"What is your dream?"
"I wish to be an orphan…"

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