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Clearly, my miraculous power to disappear for hours on end is proof of my abilities. Fear not boss, I will find this temple and sacrifice 69 virgin souls for the sake of your resurrection.
Those were the ingredients, right? *squints at cookbook*

With Yorda captured and Maple clueless as ever, the Assu faction has finally triumphed and rules now over the peaceful island.

Peaceful?! This is a dictatorship!
And I will have you know, I am still as clue-ful as ever. Me and my cult are just working really hard day and night to figure out how many tablespoons of virgin souls we need for our recipe.

I was captured?! This is totally the downfall event right! I'm so excited.

Ah, those look like gallows! Jeering crowds all around, but I planned even for this stage.

*Yorda pulls out a hidden, mysterious object from seemingly nowhere*

Tsss, amateur. No idea why you took her as your apprentice, Yorda. She is your final plan?

*Watches with tense excitement*

Uh...guys, the villainess has pulled something...

I'll never accept this result!

*Yorda crushes the mysterious object and eerie purple light is emitted*

Ohohohoho.

*In place of the once proud villainess is a purple crystal statue. Cracks gradually appear in the statue before finally resulting in Yorda shattering into countless pieces. None present knew what had just transpired.*

Shoot that blasted thing!

No! Shoot the villainess!

(We really could write a story here?)

Shoot everyone!

Shoot fireworks!

Shoot a movie about all of this, too.

"And the massacre continues..."

Gandalf: No, Sauron was not defeated. He merely lost the ability to take physical form. His spirit endured.

Yorda: "Wow! Dat's amazing gwanpa! I wanna be just wike him when I grows up! Owowowowo!"

Edit:
Gandalf: Even now he still plots to cover all the lands in a second darkness.

Yorda:

Is it time for the flashback scene? Better head to the backstage to watch.

Tsss, amateur. No idea why you took her as your apprentice, Yorda. She is your final plan?

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QAQ
I was supposed to be the mob sidekick! How did all this pressure end up on me?

I am not sure is she stupid ... or stupid. She destroyed herself.

Fools. While you were distracted, I've wiped out almost the entirety of the Hansean regiment with my secret cult!
Also the death star helped too.

Did you also, like Sauron, stick your fingers wearing your most important life-saving jewelry into your enemies' faces?

What?! This is preposterous!

Well, no matter. SEND IN THE HANSEAN REGIMENT 2.0!

Fools. While you were distracted, I've wiped out almost the entirety of the Hansean regiment with my secret cult!

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I was not distracted, silly.

Here I am, sitting in your hair all this time.

KILL THAT...err...VILLAINESS SIDEKICK, LITTLE BIRD! KILL HER!