My attack failed! This is inconceivable!
Quick, Padoru-San, man the Death Star!
Quick, Padoru-San, man the Death Star!
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Yorda
The 2nd or 3rd ... 5th day of assault begins since it seems Operation Iceberg started on Friday. Ha! 5 days? And you revolutionaries thought toppling the Flower of Evil would be easy! ... This battle of attrition doesn't suit me though.
Assurbanipal_II
*knocking on the door of Yordas bunker*
Yorda
It wasn't your fault @Maple-Leaf that your betrayal failed. That blasted @Assurbanipal_II has strange shape-shifting powers first a teardrop and then a loli. It was dubious whether a knife blade could actually puncture anything vital.
Maple-Leaf
Summon the ender dragon perhaps?
If space lasers and the death star are considered a "battle of attrition" then I don't know where we'd go next.
Summon the ender dragon perhaps?
Assurbanipal_II
They aren't at all. They are considered a battle of annihilation.
Maple-Leaf
I remember during my interview I preached my incredible skills as a meat shield. I do not intend to fail now. Just tape me to the door of the bunker and we'll be gud.
Assurbanipal_II
Hello, delivery service! We bring a pizza for a certain flower of evilness!
Maple-Leaf
Don't worry, I'll eat it for her as she is currently unavailable.
Assurbanipal_II
You know, MapLe, you just opened the thick bunker door for me and my men.
Soldiers, arrest them!
*Soldiers storm the room*
Soldiers, arrest them!
*Soldiers storm the room*
Yorda
@Maple-Leaf It is every villainesses' duty to meet their downfall spectacularly one day. The revolting citizens are protesting my depraved rule. They've come for my noble head and have nothing left to lose. However, @Maple-Leaf it is your fate to live on after my death.
Assurbanipal_II
Commoners? You are mistaken. I am an empress, and I am here to take your land by right of conquest. It is nothing personal, really. We just need to dispense of you unless you submit to our benign rule and become a vassal. 
It will be fun. We will treat you like Manchukuo.
It will be fun. We will treat you like Manchukuo.
Yorda
You will trek over savanna, tundra, and deserts, pass through long forgotten mountain ranges and deep gorges, sail the seven seas, wade through marshlands and brave the frigid northern snowstorms. At the end of your long journey you will arrive at the tallest peak of the most infernal volcano.
Yorda
There you will find it @Maple-Leaf. The long forgotten temple of the villainess. If you sacrifice a single drop of heroine blood then all the lands will once more be covered in darkness at the moment of the demon lord's villainess' resurrection!!!
Yorda
"But where will we get the heroine blood to sacrifice," you ask?
There is a secret that I never told you about @Maple-Leaf. It turns out that you were actually descended from a legendary heroine, and although weak, heroine blood courses through your veins!
There is a secret that I never told you about @Maple-Leaf. It turns out that you were actually descended from a legendary heroine, and although weak, heroine blood courses through your veins!
Yorda
At first I thought that I would corrupt you, but never did I suspect that you would become my happy-go-lucky minion of your own will. Since your heroine blood is fairly dilute you will need much more than a single drop to resurrect me. After pouring out all you've got I think you will probably still be alive, probably!
Assurbanipal_II
*knocks Yorda unconscious*
You definitely talk too much. Better now.
You definitely talk too much.
Better now.
Freesia.Cutepearl
*Boops Head
Assurbanipal_II
We have captured her! What do we do now, fellow Queens?
Anyway, someone's hair is a good place for a sneak attack!
...
*still undecided whom and why, tho*