If you need a melee weapon for any reason, carry a wrench with you. It fits comfortably in your hand, has sufficient weight and does not create as many problems with the las as a knife or a bat might.
"Tell me, is this what you have achieved in hundreds and thousands of years of wandering on this mortal earth? Have you gained power? Have you become a ray of light for people who have been wandering in the dark for so long?"
"No. But I found a way to make my dog immortal."
- A conversation that I want to include in my novel.
Uncool.

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