It's finally raining. 
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It's gonna rain in two hours and I forgot my umbrella. Considering the 30°C heat, that's not gonna be a problem.
Found a gray hair in my eyebrow. Looked a bit more, found a second one in my other eyebrow.
... At least it's symmetrical.
*looks right*
*looks left*
Damn, I'm bored.
*waits for life to kick me in the gut*
*nothing happens*
... Damn.
Reading smut - as one usually does - and I see this shit: "furnace of a pussy."
Didn't laugh so hard for a long time.
The next person who posts a Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan vid is getting their arms switched.
The second I think that I'm bored, the universe kicks me in the stomach with work. Why?
O_o
As my grandfather once said: "I am your grandfather."
Sleep. ?
Drinking an entire bottle of chocolate milk was a mistake.
I wouldn't be surprised if my shoes melted the fuck off my feet. Can someone look at my Winter Machine™? I think it broke.
Bad smut can ruin a story. But a horrible, awfully written piece of smut can be so bad it becomes good.
Damn, it's only monday and I'm already feeling like ? -
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