Woke up and had to carry around furniture the second my ass left the bed. Now I respect professional moves a bit more.
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Sleep.
"Sometimes, you just need someone to sit on your face."
- A random commenter on a youtube video.
What did he mean by that?
Feeling gud. My organs decided that they like me again.
Feeling better, but still like shit.
I'm feeling nauseous for a second day in a row. Am I pregnant?
I'm in a cheeky breeky mood. (want to melt my face off with radiation)
<- clueless
Guess where a tornado was filmed recently? Right near the place where I need to go today.
Tomorrow there will be a storm with wind gusts up to 23 meters per second.
I have to take the mail to two different parts of Moscow tomorrow. Fuuuuuuk
Why is it that every time when I read fanfics where the main character has a sibling, there's a 50% chance of them hating each other, 25% have a normal relationship and the remaining 25% is incest?
Gimme yourloverliver!
My legs and feet are soaking wet. It's stuffy outside and it's raining, how is that even possible?
с Новым Годом
I now have seen an example of dragon wing sex. It's really weird. -
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