Finally came back after celebrating my mom's birthday. I've never drunk so much before. (I have rewritten this message three times)
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Hungry.
hugg
Question. Is there a god of drugs in any mythology/theology? Not a god of wine like Dionysus or someone like him, but a god of drugs.
Bruh.
Woke up and had to carry around furniture the second my ass left the bed. Now I respect professional moves a bit more.
Sleep.
"Sometimes, you just need someone to sit on your face."
- A random commenter on a youtube video.
What did he mean by that?
Feeling gud. My organs decided that they like me again.
Feeling better, but still like shit.
I'm feeling nauseous for a second day in a row. Am I pregnant?
I'm in a cheeky breeky mood. (want to melt my face off with radiation)
<- clueless
Guess where a tornado was filmed recently? Right near the place where I need to go today.
Tomorrow there will be a storm with wind gusts up to 23 meters per second.
I have to take the mail to two different parts of Moscow tomorrow. Fuuuuuuk
Why is it that every time when I read fanfics where the main character has a sibling, there's a 50% chance of them hating each other, 25% have a normal relationship and the remaining 25% is incest?
Welp.
I forgot that Blondes have a very strong rival Type.
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