Went to Hell with a delegation of the Milky Way galaxy to push through a new tax break and found that the cerberai of the concervative faction that doesn't want another tax break for the Milky Way are severely underpaid and have to suffer horrible working conditions!
I was worried for a second about this babysitting gig but thankfully the kid went to bed in like an hour n now I'm just chilling until the mom gets back from her concert
dislike it when I'm chilling and my brain starts screaming that something is itchy somewhere and if I don't scratch immediately I will explode 1000 times because I was busy chilling
I just saw the cutest tricycle earlier, it was this pretty green with a woven basket in the front and a wire basket in the back. I'm not usually a fan of tricycles for adults but wow it was so cute
advertisers have heard my confusion and have added another ad: a brass bell with a wooden handle! who doesn't want the winning combination of hay bale and bell? Now I can fulfill my childhood nightmare of becoming a town crier
little floaty hairs that don't do anything but sit on your face are annoying and I wish they were either too short for me to notice or long enough for me to tie up proper