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Thanks for telling your folks in Hell to unionise. We managed to push our deal through thanks to that. No taxes for the next 666.666 years, baby!
I hope to one day befriend a butcher; be at the deli while he and I swap the same jokes for years as I get my cuts of meat
Dog Rule #1 - Dogs are not for eating.
alrighty door is back to being unlocked
cannibalism song ^-^
I wonder how someone would moisturize or apply sunscreen to their back alone; is it like they apply it on a post and then rub their backs against it like a bear or is it like a stick-and-sponge solution a la the romans
took a nice nap then woke up to start babying the pork roast I'm making for dinner tonight
I am now locking my door for today
behold, the rabbit karate
unrelated but advertisers have decided that the product I want to see most in the world today is...drumroll please...a badly compressed jpeg of a rabbit doing what I infer to be karate creatively titled "rabbit karate"
This has been the only advertisement I've been shown all day
took a short, quick walk- more of a stride really to burn off some of my excess energy and boy howdy it's windy outside. Why's it windy here so often
today has a restless evening
eating udon ^-^
augh folding laundry
I wonder what I oughta make for lunch; there's a lot of options so it's a little overwhelming...I should probably have some leftovers
this forum really enjoys courtroom drama for some reason
Went to Hell with a delegation of the Milky Way galaxy to push through a new tax break and found that the cerberai of the concervative faction that doesn't want another tax break for the Milky Way are severely underpaid and have to suffer horrible working conditions! -
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