HelloHound

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  ThrillingHuman

• Mar 30, 2024

Went to Hell with a delegation of the Milky Way galaxy to push through a new tax break and found that the cerberai of the concervative faction that doesn't want another tax break for the Milky Way are severely underpaid and have to suffer horrible working conditions!

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  ThrillingHuman

• Mar 30, 2024

Kidnapped cat on lap. Had to get another face. Totally worth it

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  HelloHound

• Mar 29, 2024

kidnapped dog mwahahaha now time for warn dense and fluffy time

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  HelloHound

• Mar 29, 2024

errands are done and now I am 1-800-chilling heck yea

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  ThrillingHuman

• Mar 29, 2024

Kidnapping you- not on lap, just plainly kidnapping you

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  HelloHound

• Mar 29, 2024

boy this week has been different...anywho I'm sleepy but cannot nap

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  HelloHound

• Mar 29, 2024

babysitting gig complete and I am 60 dollars paid yay

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  HelloHound

• Mar 29, 2024

I was worried for a second about this babysitting gig but thankfully the kid went to bed in like an hour n now I'm just chilling until the mom gets back from her concert

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  HelloHound

• Mar 29, 2024

and I have now officially been here for two years according to my notifications

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  ThrillingHuman

• Mar 29, 2024

?fetch

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  HelloHound

• Mar 28, 2024

kidnapped dog for time in lap mwahahaha

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  HelloHound

• Mar 28, 2024

dislike it when I'm chilling and my brain starts screaming that something is itchy somewhere and if I don't scratch immediately I will explode 1000 times because I was busy chilling

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  BernKatstel

• Mar 27, 2024

? Sit!

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  HelloHound

• Mar 27, 2024

I just saw the cutest tricycle earlier, it was this pretty green with a woven basket in the front and a wire basket in the back. I'm not usually a fan of tricycles for adults but wow it was so cute

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  HelloHound

• Mar 27, 2024

advertisers have heard my confusion and have added another ad: a brass bell with a wooden handle! who doesn't want the winning combination of hay bale and bell? Now I can fulfill my childhood nightmare of becoming a town crier

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  HelloHound

• Mar 27, 2024

little floaty hairs that don't do anything but sit on your face are annoying and I wish they were either too short for me to notice or long enough for me to tie up proper

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  HelloHound

• Mar 27, 2024

oh hey stardew valley update!

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  HelloHound

• Mar 26, 2024

I want to bake something but I am without eggs
alas...

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  HelloHound

• Mar 26, 2024

I am being exclusively advertised bales of hay today...yeehaw..

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  ThrillingHuman

• Mar 26, 2024

I store my souls on the blockchain