I was worried for a second about this babysitting gig but thankfully the kid went to bed in like an hour n now I'm just chilling until the mom gets back from her concert
dislike it when I'm chilling and my brain starts screaming that something is itchy somewhere and if I don't scratch immediately I will explode 1000 times because I was busy chilling
I just saw the cutest tricycle earlier, it was this pretty green with a woven basket in the front and a wire basket in the back. I'm not usually a fan of tricycles for adults but wow it was so cute
advertisers have heard my confusion and have added another ad: a brass bell with a wooden handle! who doesn't want the winning combination of hay bale and bell? Now I can fulfill my childhood nightmare of becoming a town crier
little floaty hairs that don't do anything but sit on your face are annoying and I wish they were either too short for me to notice or long enough for me to tie up proper


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