it's a good thing I swept off the back porch earlier, hopefully the dust can be washed away with this rain
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On a scale of one to ten, how likely would you be the Dogfather of a hypothetical crime family?
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moonwalking
Be honest. How often do you make this face?
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ミヽ(^>ﻌ<^)ノ
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happy ides of March btw everyone, go out and stab caesar
Report: The jelly melted into a liquid like state and the peanut butter became really mushy, after I scooped some up and ate it my mouth was coated with peanut butter. It tasted like peanut butter with no jelly. It was hard to eat as it felt like it was catching the back of my throat...
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I have the feeling of an impending sneeze but it hasn't resolved or happened yet so I am nose limbo and it sucks
it'd be funny to write a shhs chapter on the concept of Father's Day
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I made a blueberry pie ?∠( ^•ﻌ•^ 」∠)＿
I'll never forget the omelets I ate in Florida that tasted like mac and cheese. How on earth did that hotel manage to make them taste like that
this could've been me had the weather been better
my goodness the weather is awful this morning and it's making my internet awful as well
I think my hair is finally long enough to donate, which is good because it's been annoying me for most of this year
from the crucible I crawl out, forged from my experiences and with more respect for the shrimp loving enigma
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