?look a postman, a mailman! ?
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left carving focus and was hit with every status ailment and 100 explosions; that'll show me to twist into a pretzel without thinking
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Does having three heads strain your neck?
Father , this faithful son of yours has come to play fetch.
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nyehehe!
I think I've confused advertisers seeking my attention so much that they're just showing pictures of various items with odd captions and a gay dating app for men
Why dost thee laugh at my humble self's misery?
there is no meaningful difference between a troll and an asshole. follow for more truth bombs
ah, I think I might have a headache
Have some chocolate??
it's so so dangerous to be sleepy at this time of evening
was able to identify lady throat singing offhand and then refused to answer when I was asked how I knew what lady throat singing sounds like
tonight's dinner is a lavish spread of asparagus, corn on the cob, and roasted broccoli; the meat is beef but it's forgivable with the rest available; not every part of dinner has to be a banger
Janice Burgess, the creator of children's show "the backyardigans" has passed away at the age of 72, which is a bummer
Quack confessions #1:-
I once ate dog biscuits thinking they were normal biscuits.
women should do whatever they want ??
the introduction of birth control to various stories would greatly reduce the amount of cliches that romances enforce on women; had a one night stand and now you might be birthing the antichrist? abort that thang
I wanna sleep more but now I'm awake n not sick enough to nap nyeh
I had another, separate thought that probably had more meaning than the zoologist one but unfortunately the printer jammed on my communication part of my brain, leaving only some ink stains of emotion -
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