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  SRB

• Mar 12, 2024

If you thought I learned my lesson and started being more careful with my fingers... The answer is no.
Almost drilled through one of them on accident because I wasn't paying attention.

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  SRB

• Mar 12, 2024

My cat almost gave me a heart attack. That asshole hid from everyone after I left and didn't show up for three days! It's not that unusual, but before that he was down with a severe food poisoning, so I was already beginning to think the worst.
Cats are assholes.
I love them.

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  SRB

• Mar 11, 2024

I was cooking food and burned the ever living fuck out of my fingers.
Every letter I type comes with a prince of pain.
Ouch.

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  SRB

• Mar 10, 2024

I'm going home, the cats stayed in the Family House Off The Grid™

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  SRB

• Mar 9, 2024

Left the room to do some stuff. I came back, one of my cats asleep on my blankets. I'd have to move her if I want to lay down.
It's her bed now, I guess...

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  SRB

• Mar 9, 2024

One cat scratched my arm. The other bit my hand.
They love me

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  SRB

• Mar 9, 2024

I am currently reading a house construction agreement and... Well, read it for yourself:
"The parties undertake to resolve all disputes and disagreements that may arise under this agreement by fighting one-on-one with knives."

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  SRB

• Mar 9, 2024

Today I woke up because my cat knocked at my door. Why does he do that? How does he do that?

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  SRB

• Mar 8, 2024

Where did all these compliments come from? Are we spreading love on the forums?

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  SRB

• Mar 7, 2024

Finally saw my cats. Now cat stis on near my window and looking at the road below.

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  SRB

• Mar 7, 2024

@Anon2024 Do you open your profile in secret yourself or is it an automatic process?

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  SRB

• Mar 7, 2024

The heating was turned off in the entire area - a pipe burst somewhere as far as we know.
I may be a Russian but it's cold...

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• Mar 6, 2024

Question. How do you feel about oxygen?

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  SRB

• Mar 5, 2024

A little further down the hall from the room where I currently live, there is a wooden border post. It's taller than me. Just standing there. Menacingly.

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  SRB

• Mar 5, 2024

Biting people when you're losing an argument is the perfect counterargument. Try to convince me otherwise.

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  SRB

• Mar 3, 2024

I look at my hoard of things from different fandoms and think: damn, it's so dusty.

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• Mar 2, 2024

*slides bottle of vodka*

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  SRB

• Mar 2, 2024

The Soviet Union. A judge walks out of the courtroom and laughs. Someone asked him what he was laughing at, and he replied that he had heard a funny joke.
"Tell me."
"Can't, I just gave 10 years for it."

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  SRB

• Mar 2, 2024

Ehem. I remembered something else and again, I refuse to suffer alone.
No matter how your tongue lies in your mouth, it will be uncomfortable. Also, you can feel your own teeth with your tongue.

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  Notadate

• Mar 1, 2024

Good luck, keke