SRB

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  SRB

• Mar 2, 2024

The Soviet Union. A judge walks out of the courtroom and laughs. Someone asked him what he was laughing at, and he replied that he had heard a funny joke.
"Tell me."
"Can't, I just gave 10 years for it."

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  SRB

• Mar 2, 2024

Ehem. I remembered something else and again, I refuse to suffer alone.
No matter how your tongue lies in your mouth, it will be uncomfortable. Also, you can feel your own teeth with your tongue.

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  Notadate

• Mar 1, 2024

Good luck, keke

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2024

"Comrade Ensign, why are you drinking vodka?"
"Because it's liquid. If it was solid, I would chew it."

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2024

For the second week now, I've been walking around tired as a dog. Three people quit their jobs and we were overwhelmed with the work that remained after their departure. Not cool.

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2024

Since I've run out of Russian ditties, I'll switch to sayings.

Like a sleeve sewn to a pussy - it means that something is completely unnecessary. Else you could say like a fifth wheel to a car.

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  SRB

• Feb 27, 2024

I had an inexplicable desire to forge a double-edged sword.
I do not know how to forge.

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  SRB

• Feb 26, 2024

Why do people use shower gels with fruit scents? I have enough reasons to bite people on a good day, why give me another?

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  SRB

• Feb 20, 2024

Two soldiers come to the commander of the unit with some kind of bottle. He looked and asked:
"And what is this?"
"Well, the vodka is kind of strange, Comrade commander."
He opened the bottle, sniffed, poured it into a glass, took a sip. He tasted it, finished his glass and said:
"It's just vodka, I can't see anything wrong with it."
"Comrade ensign also can't see anything after it."

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  SRB

• Feb 18, 2024

I found another interesting chastushka!

Gladsome bird ain't care of nuthin'
Neither working nor regard.
It just peeps and tweets and chitters,
Little dickey, fucking tart!

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  Aaqil

• Feb 7, 2024

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  Nahrenne

• Feb 6, 2024

'o'
You've become handsome.

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  Nahrenne

• Jan 24, 2024

'-'
Every time I catch a glance of your avi, I keep thinking you're like a Dubwool, or another goat pokemon.
'-'
Then I remember you're the handy person.

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  SRB

• Oct 24, 2023

My last post on the site for this month at least. The army is waiting for no man.

Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check

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  Iamnotabot

• Oct 22, 2023

Happy bday russian boi. No advice for anything, but if you ever go on a date don't ask her phone number until the last minute.

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  Tsuru

• Oct 19, 2023

Russia all the way o_o7

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  SRB

• Oct 19, 2023

I’m writing this here so that no one will worry about my absence, if anyone is interested that is.

On the twenty-fifth of October I am going to serve in the army. So for the next year I won’t be here at all, although perhaps I’ll be back in a couple of months. It all depends on which unit I end up in, but as they say: hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

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  SRB

• Oct 13, 2023

Haven't had the change to post this one, because my last joke about the army wasn't a joke. Mother Russia demands her debt back.

Nick is crossing village slowly –
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something’s coming.

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  SRB

• Oct 6, 2023

This. This is my future in the army.

Old Ivan Ilyich and I
Used to work at a CI
He's a fuckhead, so am I
Someone’s filched our CI.

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  SRB

• Oct 5, 2023

Why the hell are you here? Go stalk someone else.