there is no buffoonery here, only shenaniganery. the buffoonery is elsewhere...
in the reflection you see in the mirror, fool
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ah, the morbs; I didn't miss them
defenestration is one of the funniest words ever invented and I hope to one day verb it, either as the flinger or flingee
I oughta learn to debone fish, that's a useful skill to have
yowza it's windy outside
I'm trying to hide my expression so mom doesn't get jealous because this box meal fried rice has stuff she's allergic to but goddamn this is phenomenal fried rice
scheduled my tax appointment 10 dead 5000 injured
accidentally brushed too far back on tongue one billion dead 3000000 explosions
evil mother, stepmother, and nanny are surprisingly common and long lasting tropes, with far fewer examples given for male counterparts; I don't really understand why but isn't it odd?
why is it that the urge to engage in horror media always intensifies when it's nighttime?
sir puppydog is looking at me like I kidnapped him into my lap when this time he came up of his own free choice; why are you blaming me for your choices sir
I have succeeded in gaining dog in lap mwahahaha
accidentally fished out a walnut when I was testing if the middle was cooked; it is and I got a yummy treat
I'm wanting dog in lap but there's less than a minute until I'm to check on my banana bread
I have made banana bread and sweet tea hell yeah
ATTENTION KITTY GIRLS
●●●that is all.
y'all ever think about the blood river down in Antarctica?
turkey bacon is one of the most depressing forms of meat next to uncooked spam
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I have officially decided that cloudflare is my enemy -
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